The most honest crowdfunding on the internet

Finally, a crowdfunding campaign that keeps every promise.

Fund my next big project: doing absolutely nothing.

From €1. No product, no service, no reward. Just pure nothing.

Fund a bit of nothing

One-off payment on PayPal. I never see your card details.

What is nothing worth to you?

Pick an amount or set your own. It starts at €1, no strings attached.

€1 is enough. €5 is already generous. €25 worries us a little.

Comma or dot, at most two decimals. From €0.01 to €10,000.

You are about to fund €5 of nothing.

Fund €5 of nothing

One-off payment on PayPal, in euros. No subscription, no reward, no surprises.

With €5 you fund roughly 12 minutes of carefully selected nothing. A completely arbitrary figure with no economic or scientific value.

Always in euros (EUR), whatever language the site is in. Back from PayPal?

How it works

  1. 1. Pick an amount

    A preset or a free amount. No account to open, no newsletter to endure.

  2. 2. PayPal does the serious part

    You are taken to the official PayPal site, which handles the whole payment. This site never touches your data.

  3. 3. I keep the promise

    I do absolutely nothing. Consistently and with dedication.

What do you get in return?

Absolutely nothing.

No newsletter, no NFT, no course, no private community and, above all, no “big announcement coming soon”.

That is by design. You are not buying anything — that is exactly the point.

Roadmap

There is no real roadmap. But if you insist on one:

  1. Q1 Do nothing.
  2. Q2 Evaluate whether to keep doing nothing.
  3. Q3 Postpone the evaluation.
  4. Q4 Retrospective on nothing.

No dates and no promises: that would already be too much work.

You made it this far.

By now you have already invested time in nothing. You might as well finish the job.

Fund €3 of nothing

or pick a different amount

Not in the mood to spend? You can always waste a friend's time instead.

Fair questions

Is this a scam?
No. The site tells you exactly what you get: nothing. The contribution is voluntary and the payment is completed on PayPal.
What will you buy with the money?
No promise is made about how the contribution is used. The stated goal remains keeping an excellent level of unproductivity.
Do I get anything in return?
No. That is exactly the point.
Can I contribute just €1?
Yes. And less than that too, if your heart tells you so.
Can I choose a custom amount?
Yes. There is a dedicated field, with validation.
Is the payment recurring?
No. It is a one-off payment on PayPal. No subscription, no automatic charge.
Do you handle my card details?
No. The site sends you to PayPal and never collects cards, passwords or credentials.
Can I not contribute?
Absolutely. Doing nothing is perfectly on brand too.